Submit to our Glorious Publication Now, You Useless Loser Writer, You!!!!!

Annoying invitations to submit work to fly-by-night publications for rejection precisely five minutes later!

The mighty exclamation mark, never knowingly underused when taunting writers into submitting. Photo by Monstera Production: https://www.pexels.com/photo/cutout-paper-composition-of-yellow-signboard-with-exclamation-mark-5849597/

If you are a writer and know the publication I am lampooning (particularly if you suffer the anxiety of trying to find somethi…